In The Amazing Book Is Not On Fire, Phil decided to tell us that he was an extremely weird kid.

Phil used to be obsessed with getting braces, his friend Jessica had them and he wanted some like her. So he used to lie in bed and bend his teeth forwards in the hope he'd have shiny train tracks.

Phil secretly ate fish food in an attempt to become fish boy. This was because his grandmother told him he was so good at swimming, that he must've been part fish.

When Phil was a kid all he wanted was a metallic green envelope. He has no idea why... Thankfully some of his fans sent him a few to whet the appetite of the envelope beast in his brain.

Phil would also have frequent conversation with his own shadow in the world that he called the SHADOW REALM. He actually thought this was a real place and he would "Imagine" his shadow would talk back to him.

His idea of saturaday night in